Love, like in the movies

Have you ever had one of those days where you think no one will ever love you in that love story kind of way? Woe is me, right? But I was chatting with Sarah about the last time we went on a date. Not together, with other people. Last date for me- October. Freakin' October. And because I have this fear of getting in a relationship unless the person lives up to all these expectations, I turned him down for a second date. I'm so lame. Instead I'm destined to wander the earth alone whining about how no boys like me. I just want someone to find some of the annoying stuff I do endearing. Like in the movies...he'll say to me (in the climax monologue of the movie):
Him: I love it that you always have to be on time (and one time even showed up for a birthday party a week early- 7th grade). I love how your apartment can be trashed, but if a picture frame is crooked, you have to straighten it (OCD). I love that you iron your jeans (I'm alone in this behavior and quite aware of it). I love that bite your nails when you're nervous or just bored (a habit I can't quite grow out of). I love that you cry when you fight because it's too intense (crying does not mean the other person will let you win- you just seem more pathetic).
Okay, those are a few examples. Believe you me, there are many more. I'm sure readers out there are listing many others either in their heads or on paper if they feel like being cruel. The only way to fight the sadness that is being lonely is with bitterness. I'm really good at this. I think I could go pro.
Reagan :(
On a brighter note....I'm really not lonely. That's such a sad word. I just want someone to make out with.